When it comes to weird, the internet never fails to deliver. Though unicorn meat is perhaps the strangest thing yet that I’ve come across.
It states that its an excellent source of sparkles, and will help you frolic all over the world, pooping rainbows.
Taking a cue from the Kobe beef industry, they massage each unicorn with Guinness daily and fatten them on a diet of candy corn. Yum! Blending the crushed unicorn horn into the meat adds delightful, crispy flavor notes in each bite. We are confident you will find a world of bewilderment in every mouthful of scrumptious unicorn meat.
Who wouldn’t want that in their Christmas stocking?
ThinkGeek state on the can:
- 100% Toy
- 5.5-OUNCE UNICORN MEAT – Item is a 5.5-ounce delicious unicorn meat, canned for your convenience
- EXCELLENT SOURCE OF SPARKLES – Unicorns sprinkle sparkles everywhere, you are assured that this unicorn meat is an excellent source of sparkles.
- MAGIC IN EVERY BITE – Feel the magic in every bite of this unicorn meat. There are crunchy horn bits in every bite. The meat is also easily spreadable for sandwiches and more.
- EASY-OPEN – The bottom of the can is easily-removable to let you gain access to the unicorn meat. No can opener needed.
- STUFFED TOY – All jokes aside, inside the can is a cut-up unicorn stuffed plush toy. Add this to your collection of geeky toys.
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